apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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