sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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