Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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