dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
sex in a hospital.. check
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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