I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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