Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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