I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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