this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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