I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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