The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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