There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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