Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just gargled with NyQuil
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize