i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
babies were throwing up all over the place
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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