i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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