Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I believe in your delicious
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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