woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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