and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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