I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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