she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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