is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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