remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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