He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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