been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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