Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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