i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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