Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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