It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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