Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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