My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
