This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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