I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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