i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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