Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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