Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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