she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize