she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You've changed since you got that strap on
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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