You smell like stripper and shame
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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