It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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