This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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