Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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