Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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