discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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