And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
So. Much. Porn.
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