# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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