just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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