i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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