whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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