We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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