we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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