these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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