question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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