and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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