Too much gin, very little bucket
And the cops told us we were all naked.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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