omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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