For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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