even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
